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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
if you baked a cake, all you had to do was set it in the window. Two minutes later it was frosted!
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It was so cold...
if the thermometer had been just a little longer - we would have been goners!
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It was so cold...
I thought I had a stone rattling around in my boot - it turned out to be one of my toes!
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It was so cold...
the pet store was only selling seals and penguins.
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It was so cold...
mailmen didn't worry about dogs anymore - it was the abominable snowmen that were keeping them from their appointed rounds!
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It was so cold...
if the Statue of Liberty was here, she'd be sticking that torch under her robe.
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It was so cold...
when we went to build a fire, we had to defrost the fireplace first.
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It was so cold...
it took me two hours to walk one block - my shadow kept freezing to the sidewalk!
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It was so cold...
I traded in my pillow for a griddle!
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It was so cold...
my car wouldn't run - but my nose wouldn't stop!
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It was so cold...
I tried to take the garbage out - but it didn't want to go!
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It was so cold...
the stupid cat got its whiskers frozen in the birdbath.
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It was so cold...
city council voted to weatherstrip the city limits.
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It was so cold...
Shania Twain had to cover her midriff. Record sales plummet!
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It was so cold...
they had to close the bar at that ice hotel in Sweden - patrons couldn't get the chunks of vodka out of the glasses!
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It was so cold...
the flame froze on the candle, so I threw it outside. When it thawed out in the spring, it started a forest fire!
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It was so cold...
airplanes needed icebreakers to clear a path through the sky!
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It was so cold...
you could tell how hard someone had been crying by the length of the icicles on their cheeks.
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It was so cold...
the lights would only go on in the house if we opened the door.
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It was so cold...
birds were inviting extra furry cats into their nests.
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It was so cold...
people had swirly marks all over their faces from getting too close to those electric stove elements!
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It was so cold...
parents were actually encouraging their kids to play with matches!
Oops...
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It was so cold...
firemen couldn't convince people to get out of their houses when they caught fire!
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It was so cold...
all game hunting was suspended due to dangerous conditions - bullets were shivering so hard they were veering off course!
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It was so cold...
people were walking around bug-eyed. If you blinked, your eyes froze shut!
It Was So Cold...
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