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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
breath exhalations caused so much fog, we needed running lights on our parkas.
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It was so cold...
The huge puffs of fog coming out of my nostrils sent the wrong signal and led to tensions between two Indian villages.
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It was so cold...
we thought the bush pilot's plane was on fire, but it was only the campfire he had in the cockpit.
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It was so cold...
the Murres flew out two months ahead of schedule.
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It was so cold...
my broken air conditioner suddenly started working. (I'm now expecting my broken heater to spring back into life next Summer.)
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It was so cold...
Rover insisted on using newspaper again.
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It was so cold...
our parrot picked up a few new words to describe the temperature. The air turned blue, and it wasn't from the cold.
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It was so cold...
the parrot checked his family tree, and demanded to be returned to the tropical land of his ancestors.
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It was so cold...
the army issued electric epaulettes to keep the soldiers' ears warm.
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It was so cold...
we couldn't light a fire, so we taped a picture of fire in the fireplace. We left it unattended, and ended up with pictures of smoke on the furniture.
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It was so cold...
the Arctic Terns turned around and headed back to Antarctica.
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It was so cold...
the Ice Road was closed because of too much ice.
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It was so cold...
shoes had to be bought six sizes larger to allow for the extra socks.
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It was so cold...
my dog team formed a union and demanded reduced outdoor hours and a toaster oven for their dog food.
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It was so cold...
we had to get sprayed with de-icing fluid to make sure our arms and legs would work when we went out to play.
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It was so cold...
only people with names like "Al" and "Ed" had time to write their names in the snow.
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It was so cold...
I replaced my long underwear with a diving suit filled with hot chocolate.
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It was so cold...
Dove soap with cold cream was renamed Ptarmigan soap with frozen cream.
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It was so cold...
my budgie demanded a tea-cozy for his cage.
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It was so cold...
we used the frozen pillars of smoke coming out of the chimneys to build an ice Acropolis (no, not Athropolis).
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It was so cold...
- like frozen milk popping the stoppers out of the bottles, kids' heads kept popping out of their snowsuits.
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It was so cold...
I waterproofed my pants and filled them with hot beef bouillon. When I got to school, it took over an hour to pry the dogs off my legs.
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It was so cold...
we named the big blocks of ice that formed in the field "Icehenge" - and described it to the tourists who wouldn't go out in the cold.
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It was so cold . . .
the cows threatened a milk strike if they didn't get thermal bras for their udders.
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It was so cold...
Arctic foxes were offering to trade their fur for a ticket to Florida.
It Was So Cold...
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